We're Drunk, But We Aren't Driving, Officer, um Doesn't Work

Debbie Arrington at the Sacramento Bee has this unique peek at driving while drunk:

Maybe this wasn't the best example of driver's education.

Two parents who had too much to drink were cited for letting their 14-year-old son drive them to a Sacramento liquor store, police said.

With his intoxicated parents in the car, the unlicensed teen driver was stopped Saturday night by police at a DUI checkpoint at Florin Road and Franklin Boulevard in South Sacramento. According to police reports, the parents - who were not identified - weren't arrested. But they received a citation for allowing their underage son to drive without a license.
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Excellent.  Nice job on the parenting.  Let's get the kid in rehab right now.